LOTR: FOTR
My mom was watching The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and I caught glimpses of the movie.
So Frodo was badly injured, and Arwen outracing the Black Riders to get to Rivendell.
Then those water horses gave those Black Riders a good washing smackdown!
Frodo didn’t die, but woke up in a nice bed instead and found Gandalf sitting there.
Chitty chatty chitty chatty with ol'G, blah blah blah until Elrond showed up and got me thinking.
Now Elrond is an Elf, and Elves are a bunch of pretty people.
Legolas for example; silly girls wetted their panties looking at him.
Arwen, yum yum.
But Elrond.... Elrond is different from the other Elves.
He is the Lord of Rivendell, and possessed one of the elven rings of power, the ring Vilya.
I don't read Elvish, but I'm damn sure that Vilya reads as Ugly.
Yeah, Elrond wears the Ring of Ugly, thus making him one butt-ugly Elf.
That is the only explanation I can think of for him to be such an ugly person, Elf or otherwise.
So Frodo was badly injured, and Arwen outracing the Black Riders to get to Rivendell.
Then those water horses gave those Black Riders a good washing smackdown!
Frodo didn’t die, but woke up in a nice bed instead and found Gandalf sitting there.
Chitty chatty chitty chatty with ol'G, blah blah blah until Elrond showed up and got me thinking.
Now Elrond is an Elf, and Elves are a bunch of pretty people.
Legolas for example; silly girls wetted their panties looking at him.
Arwen, yum yum.
But Elrond.... Elrond is different from the other Elves.
He is the Lord of Rivendell, and possessed one of the elven rings of power, the ring Vilya.
I don't read Elvish, but I'm damn sure that Vilya reads as Ugly.
Yeah, Elrond wears the Ring of Ugly, thus making him one butt-ugly Elf.
That is the only explanation I can think of for him to be such an ugly person, Elf or otherwise.
posted by GUB² at 01:42
3 Comments:
Elrond is actually an half elf :P. He was born to a human and elf parent.
Hahaha.. okay. My bad.
So actually, what do those rings do?
I know Gandalf can piss on fire, as he had on the Ring of Fire. What else can these awesome rings do?
Actually Gandalf does not own one of the ring, he only got it in the book at the very end when he was to leave for the Grey Havens and he got the last of the 3 rings. The rings are rings of power imbued with the might to rule over their race, the elfs were fortunate to control them and realise Sauron's treachery. The humans were corrupted with power and turned into slaves for Sauron, the dwarves just hid under the mountain with theirs.
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