Monday, February 21, 2005

Feng Shui

As I walked into the house, I heard a squeaky voice from the TV. I know that voice, its the voice of Lillian Too.

Lillian Too is, without a doubt a very successful person.
An excerpt from her site;

"After graduating with an MBA from the Harvard Business School in the USA, Lillian embarked on a corporate career and became the first woman in Malaysia to head a public listed company. In 1982 she became the first woman in Asia to be appointed CEO of a Bank. Her achievements in the competitive commercial world of Hong Kong and Malaysia have been much applauded.
After her years as a banker, Lillian Too worked with Dickson Poon as Executive Deputy Chairman of his group of companies, helping him build his vehicle, Dickson Concepts. Lillian then went on to package the leveraged buyout of the DRAGON SEED group. With the powerful First Pacific Group of Indonesia and Prudential Asia as her partners, she took control of this department store group, became its Executive Chairman, turned it around and cashed out.Then she retired to become a full time mother and a writer.
Today, Lillian Too is the world s number ONE selling writer on Feng Shui."


Allright!
Enough on the facts about Feng Shui Mistress Lillian Too. This is Gub²'s blog, not Lillian the Too's Blog.

Feng Shui, according to me, is just a simple manipulation of the human greed.
It is nice to believe that if you move your furnitures from here to there, and there to here, you can become rich.

But how many practioners has become rich?
None of the people that I know of has become rich.
My stupid sister is not rich.

But Lillian the Too is rich. She is already rich from her earlier years, and now is getting richer with Feng Shui. Her Feng Shui is not about manipulating "chi" energy or whatever fucking energy of nature, her Feng Shui is about manipulating greedy shits to buy her books and stupid Feng Shui ornaments from her shops.

Therefore;
Lillian Too sucks!
Lillian Too sucks the money out of you!
And then there are little bugs crawling in her shadow sucking money out of you too.

I am disgusted with the greediness of human nature.
Bleargh.......

Oh yeah,

Did she dyed her hair according to Feng Shui readings, or is she just getting horny at 50?
Hahahaha... No more Lillian Too, here comes Ah-Lian Too
HAHAHAHAHA!

6 Comments:

Blogger 5xmom.com said...

Hahaha, like your thoughts about this. Check out this Lilian too on what she said about that Lillian Too.
http://chanlilian.net/archives/2005/01/in_the_chinese.html

1:32 AM  
Blogger GUB² said...

5xmom; Sorry, but I was distracted by your post about the bulu-bulu of kaki....

quadrix; Do you know for sure about it? I didn't know that you are a fan.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said , i like what you say about Lillian Too. Those who believe too much will be come Ah Too.

8:16 PM  
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12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ma, i feel sorry for ya!

7:46 PM  

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